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(via clientsfromhell)
I swear I didn’t write this. But I’ve heard the exact words.
(via un)
or the warped inverse:
THEM: all we need is a couple pages: the basics [blah blah] just want it to look cool.
ME: Great, lo-ball price for 501k/missions type/ blah language language/ contract: BUT I AM NOT MAINTAINING THE SITE YOU WILL NEED TO FIND THAT PERSON…..
[the next week, even after i wrote scipt/s: thinking ahead of the 3 things i knew they would need simple maintain. for: created GUIS/USR/PASS and simple lamenated manual: so they could figure it out: i mean they created a 501k / friggin non-profit org mission which is harder i would assume!?!?!]
TELEPHONE: RING
THEM: can you update a few things blah blah?
ME: it.s in the manual i created for no extra cost: knowing your 501k / “ministry” would not be able to afford MY charges for maintain. in fact you are calling me on a cell phone as we speak, a razr i believe? and i still do not even own a cell phone….
exterior: JIHAAD/ ending up in failure to receive last lo-ball payment AND watching some other prick eventually destroy my work AND get paid.
…
INNER ME:
YOU BASTARD PEOPLE! [that.s from waiting for guffman. i just threw that in for a laff]
(via restartist)
omfg stfu - crying and laughing at the same time.