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Things that I would like my wedding to have…
Roomieface*, some other people in her house, and I were talking about weddings. The guys said that planning weddings before being proposed to is creepy. We said that it’s not creepy until you start getting really specific (i.e., assigning seating and picking florists out of the YellowPages). If you don’t get specific, then it’s basically just planning a party, right? (…Right?)
Anyway. In lieu of rings, I would like to split the cost of a brand-new KitchenAid stand mixer. And I refuse to wear heels because I know I’d be the person to trip in front of everyone and have a giant bruise on her forehead during the honeymoon. I would like the person officiating the wedding to rap/beatbox during the ceremony. And I want it to be on/near Halloween so people can wear costumes and stuff. (That way, there’s no “Fuck, I don’t own any formal clothing” or “Am I overdressed?” drama for the guests.) (This does open up the possibility of a friend showing up as a Slutty Crayon, but we’ll deal with that situation when it comes.) And the food will be delicious fall-weather food, not the usual here-is-some-celery-and-peanut-sauce wedding food.
Unless we actually need stuff (I’m not getting married until after grad school, so we’ll probably each have enough blenders and whatever by the wedding), I want donations to the Humane Society or the Matthew Shepard Foundation in lieu of gifts.
And now I’m going to stop planning it before I start getting creepy.
*Roomieface = my former (and possibly future!) roommate. Yes, calling her that makes me sound like I’m 12. No, I don’t care.
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